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Ding Dong Postbox 

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka
I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag
Ding Dong Postbox by R0_gUE January 25, 2017
To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013
Hey let me deliver something into your post box😉
Post box by HeyitsmeAliA February 6, 2019
to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.
Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.
postbone by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

postbonoculus 

A retard or a really spasticated person
Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus
postbonoculus by Scemzy March 28, 2019

Postboning 

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.
Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.
Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011