postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

postboned by qwertys February 27, 2014

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the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

postboned by First.Last January 30, 2017

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potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.

potponed by oodunkin January 2, 2009

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To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

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to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

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Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

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Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus

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