Post-jack
D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!
M: Mmm Polly-waffle
D: Did you just Post-jack?
M: Mmm Polly-waffle
D: Did you just Post-jack?
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Post-jack courage
(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
Post-jack courage by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)
post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
post jacks syndrome
Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
post jacks syndrome by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
Post-Jacking
Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.
That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking
Post-Jacking by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010
Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome
Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome by Paylardo November 3, 2010
Post-Michael Jackson
Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)
P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
Post-Michael Jackson by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009