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The Posies 

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.
Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

posiden's kiss 

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
Posie is ship between Josie Saltzman and Penelope Park. This ship can be seen on CW’s Legacies. They were originally together before the series started, however they broke up. Posie better be endgame or else the gays will be ready to fight.
Omg I fuckin love posie. My gay ass is shook
Posie by your gay cousin December 7, 2018

posiden's kiss 

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017
Posie is the name of a beautiful girl, the idea of being young forever. Posie is the word meaning ‘forever young’. She is cherished by everyone and is extremely loved. Posie is normally the heart of the family.
That girl is definitely a Posie!
Posie by Nameloverknight January 3, 2019