John: hey whats your favourite nirvana song?
James: uhhh umm.. smells as you are..?
John: name 3 songs
James: how about you name 3 songs? loser!
Bryan: lol john you totally poser'd him
James: uhhh umm.. smells as you are..?
John: name 3 songs
James: how about you name 3 songs? loser!
Bryan: lol john you totally poser'd him
by Cyrillic December 2, 2021
Get the Poser'd mug.When you've met someone numerous times, sat in their flat watching boxing with them, been on a night out and bought them a drink and given them a lift in your car and when you see them out again, they go to introduce themselves to you as if you've never met.
by Neyiyey September 13, 2014
Get the Posner'd mug.Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.
by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006
Get the poser goth dike mug.A musical genre so niche it doesn't actually exist as of writing. A combination of two genres of completely different tastes and communities: Drum and Bass, and Power Metal. Imagined by MorningDuck in 2024, and conceived in 2025 by MorningDuck with "Final Coronation of the Frost Spirit".
The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".
Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).
The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".
Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).
(I don't really know how to do this with a genre that doesn't exist)
Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.
Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.
by morningduck September 15, 2025
Get the Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) mug.Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)
Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?
by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020
Get the J.D. Power Award mug.A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....
A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.
by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011
Get the DeadBeat Poser mug.A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.
"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"
by Buck Futt April 21, 2010
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