Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.

My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.

by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 3, 2021

Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009