Portugese Man of war 

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

Portugese Man of war by Jizack February 18, 2005

Portuguese Man of War 

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

Portuguese Man of War by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010