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Portuguese Space Shuttle
As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016
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Portuguese Snowblower
A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016
Porcupine Tree
A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.
Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011
Downtown Portugal
Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?
Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.
Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.
Downtown Portugal by lerricjdog69 July 14, 2011
Portuguese Snowblower
When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022
Pornumentary
Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
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ulzzang
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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