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1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.
Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.
by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 03, 2008
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