Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018

Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014

Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014