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Porqueria 

Used to describe lack of quality.
Esto es una porqueria.

Usted es una porqueria.

Hablas porquerias.
Porqueria by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

porqueria 

Spanish for "crap." Literally, crap/filth within a pigsty.
"Esto es una porqueria." -- This is pig crap.

"No hables porqueria." -- Don't talk crap.
porqueria by thisistits September 11, 2009

Porque no te callas? 

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
Porque no te callas? by duh-nee December 15, 2007
'Because' in Spanish. Used as a conjunction.

Different from "¿Por qué?", which means "why?".
Guy 1: ¿Por qué comiste todo el pastel? (Why did you eat the whole cake?
Guy 2: Comí todo el pastel porque tuve hambre. (I ate the whole cake because I was hungry.)
porque by Phygar April 7, 2011

porque no los dos 

"Why not both?" Was first used in a TV commercial for an Old El Paso Taco Kit. Snuck into english meme vernacular as a snappy way to suggest two options be done together.
"You good? Or nah?"

"...Porque no los dos?"
porque no los dos by mienaikoe October 23, 2020
Noun; pronunciation same as "TORQUE", thusly pronounced like "Pork" - (i.e. as in reference to a variable force produced by a motor engine. With a P.)

Def: The inherent, and often surprising strength/force of a large person (or hefty, chunky....chunky monkey), when applied to moving seemingly unmovable objects.
Jack: I had a quack attack when I saw that boulder moving!
Jane: A what? What do you mean you saw a boulder moving?
Jack: That fluffy dude just nudged that huge ass rock, and it shifted! He must have some porque, in addition to his sheer humanity.
Jane: Whatever. I'm hungry.
Porque by Stranger Blue Objects March 21, 2008