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intensive porpoises 

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
Word of the Day on May 7, 2012

porpoising walrus 

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
porpoising walrus by jedyca January 29, 2009

porpoising

When a man is fucking a woman doggystyle and "accidentally" slips his penis into the woman's anus, and she responds by turning her head around, arching her back, and making a sound similar to a dolphin or porpoise - "eeee! eeee!"
Dude, last night I tried to slip it in Katie's ass, and she totally started porpoising - it was hilarious.
porpoising by GangstaPornBitch February 9, 2008

Porpoising

The up-and-down oscillation of a 2022-era Formula One car at speed, which vaguely resembles the kicking motion of a porpoise. This is due to ground-effects sucking the car to the track to the point of it bottoming-out. The sudden loss of underfloor downforce results in the car the car springing back upwards and the process repeating itself several times per second.
Mercedes' W13 car performance is plagued by porpoising down the straights.
Porpoising by OldiebutBaddie April 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026