Pornomaster

The master of porn, also known as the pornski. One who derives great pleasure from acts that could be associated with pornography.

Man, that guy is such a pornomaster. Hey, check out the pornomaster.

by boomgotthem January 19, 2009

promasterbate

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.

Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

Poonmaster

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.

David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.

by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011