Pornolog

Its like a monolog, with with porn

I wrote this pornolog all by my self

The pornolog is about a lonely man

by Karayohio March 23, 2018

pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.

Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!

by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

pornblog

A blog about porn. What did you expect? Go fuck yourself. Oh wait, you just did that yesterday. Pffft. When are you going to wake up and get a physical girlfriend instead of jacking off to Urban Dictionary definitions?!?! You have a life. Now, take control over it.

Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Pornologist

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials

Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service

by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.

I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.

by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

Pornology

The scientific study of porn. Pornology courses are now offered in the more liberal univeristies where you can get a degree in it. It includes the psycological,socological,artistic and literary ect. study of porn.

He's got a degree in pornology.

by The Fury 13 November 19, 2010

Pornolope

An envelope with porn inside. Such as one you would get with a dvd or catalog inside from an online company.

Sven: What came in the mail today?!
Sleeter: I think I got a pornolope. Sweet.

by Orange_Snack February 27, 2009