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pornology 

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
pornology by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

Pornologist 

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials
Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service
Pornologist by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist 

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.
I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.
Pornologist by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

Pornology 

The scientific study of porn. Pornology courses are now offered in the more liberal univeristies where you can get a degree in it. It includes the psycological,socological,artistic and literary ect. study of porn.
He's got a degree in pornology.
Pornology by The Fury 13 November 19, 2010

Pornolope 

An envelope with porn inside. Such as one you would get with a dvd or catalog inside from an online company.
Sven: What came in the mail today?!
Sleeter: I think I got a pornolope. Sweet.
Pornolope by Orange_Snack February 27, 2009