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head porn 

Girl: He's hot! *holds head* Bad images! Bad images!
Friend: Having head porn?
head porn by Noah Bug February 18, 2010

Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.
I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.
Porn Headache by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010

pornhead 

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!
pornhead by Mutari January 2, 2007

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face 

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

Headline Porn 

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.
I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.
Headline Porn by GOGPshow March 10, 2020

Headline Porn 

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.
The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..
Headline Porn by Charm Duster October 2, 2016