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Fidelity Porn 

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.
Fidelity Porn by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Pornfidelity 

1. unfaithfulness in marriage or relationship caused by the act of wife bringing home ass for the husband / boyfriend; threesomes, orgies. 2. belief of person or persons that marriage is not monogamous, boring or repetative.
My girl picked up a chick at the mall, brought her home and we had a threesome! That's Pornfidelity!

There is a website for an example. Wish your girl had that mindstate?
Pornfidelity by Dahlan August 28, 2010

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026