Porn Sta 

It is a term used to make fun of a someone that thinks they’re a tough guy but in reality aren’t what they seem to be. Typically it is pronounced like a typical Italian from New York. This term is most commonly used by Howard Beach guidos.

“Ohhhh, Porn Sta. Look at Matt and fucking Daniel standing together, I’d fucking eat Danny’s ass. Oh my god, Look at the size difference. Ughhhh, what the fuck!”

Porn Sta by TheBigMP February 27, 2019

porn star hands 

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

porn star hands by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012

game level porn star 

When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.

How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*

game level porn star by Bdawg July 22, 2015

porn stash 

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......

self explanitory see definition

porn stash by thep1mp April 22, 2005

Porn Star Shower 

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

Porn Star Shower by AlexaWins July 3, 2008

porn starfish 

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

porn starfish by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

porn stache 

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

porn stache by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003