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Porn Girls 

Something a kid of low popularity would look up during school, and show all of his "friends" what he is looking up to try and come off as "cool"
"Hey, hey, hey guys, come here *gay laugh*"

"What is it JT?"

"*continued gay laughter* PORN GIRLS!"

*Cool kids walk away"
Porn Girls by Jon "alec" Hancock March 10, 2011
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls 

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

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what was found on ms kayla stevens stolen phone along with her conversations with multiple guys.
miss kayla stevens getting trouble for watching x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt, talking to multiple guys, and having a stolen phone.

Ugly Girl Porn 

when you see the fucking fugliest chicks getting fucked. e.g hairrest ass monkey chick. boobs hang low to ankles, grannys with medium pizza sized nipples, fcking big rolls (12rolls per stomach) FUCKING GROSS SHIT
but ppl get aroused.
cuz they're sick bastards
like Kev :)
ugly girl porn
2girls one cup
^
no they're not ugly

granny porn
Ugly Girl Porn by sexbawmb October 14, 2008

girl porn 

tabliods, celebrity mags, teen mags = girls version of porn
girl porn by yooyooyoo February 1, 2007

girl porn 

Girl porn is a chick flick....i.e....The Notebook; Steal Magnolias, Beaches....Hence they get as excited as guys do about porn when they watch it. in a wierd non sexual manner...
"Where you going dude? Party tonight?..no, I promised my girlfriend we would watch girl porn together...it sucks dude.."---dude your such a douche bag
girl porn by Quantum111 January 14, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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