when you and your friends are out in the country at a party, and one of the girlfriends bf texts and asks where she is, and the girl texting back is drunk and writes this.
yo, wheres my girl at?
in the pornfield, getting her party on
A man who can only get it up while masturbating at his computer. Almost always looking at nugget(people with no arms or legs) porn or midget porn. Generally goes by the name of Steve!!!!
Man Mike I saw that Steve really has become a porn feind, cause I saw those two nuggets on his background doing it doggystyle!!!
a person who share pornmovies with all his friends via network and talk about sex (via network) more often than any other freak..without doin it in real life ;)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.