when you and your friends are out in the country at a party, and one of the girlfriends bf texts and asks where she is, and the girl texting back is drunk and writes this.
A man who can only get it up while masturbating at his computer. Almost always looking at nugget(people with no arms or legs) porn or midget porn. Generally goes by the name of Steve!!!!
Man Mike I saw that Steve really has become a porn feind, cause I saw those twonuggets on his background doing it doggystyle!!!
a person who share pornmovies with all his friends via network and talk about sex (via network) more often than any other freak..without doin it in real life ;)
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).