Porkups 

Better than schyfish. And has very much friends.
means "you're dumb boi"

Porkups

Porkups by FinnyHowells March 17, 2022

porkus 

an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.

there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus

porkus by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008

porkums 

a small group of middle aged overweight women

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?

porkums by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007

porkupork 

A name for an animal or being that may seem too cute and plump for its own good. These nicknames are mostly used for animals such as household pets or wild animals.

Person1: Hey guys, check out this doggy!
Person2: Oh my gosh! What a porkupork! He's so cute though!

porkupork by AndiesMt123 August 20, 2020

Dorkus porkus 

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

Dorkus porkus by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

Boinky Porkus 

Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.

“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus”

Boinky Porkus by Merito millerto May 20, 2022

Porkus Maximus

Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"

Porkus Maximus by Hoggard February 18, 2009