Pork bench 

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

Pork bench by Porkbench July 6, 2024

Parkbench biter 

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

Parkbench biter by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

parkbench 

N: Slang term for a rear spoiler that is so big and ignorant that it looks like someone glued a parkbench on the trunk of their car. Parkbenches are commonly found on all make of chaviots and pre-1995 Civics, Integras, Eclipses, and Accords (lowered). Most cars will usually also have an array of non-functioning "race" gauges across the dash, as well as neon running lights on the ill-fitting aftermarket ground effects body kit.

If you see a car with a parkbench, enjoy a chuckle but give it a wide berth........driver is likely smoking a cigarette with one hand, talking on the phone with the other, and driving with his lap.

Yo, check out the parkbench on that old Integra! Ha!

parkbench by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Porkenchunter 

An orange-like aftertaste.

The rice is filling, but has a bit of porkenchunter to it.

Porkenchunter by mr richs December 14, 2008