The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
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After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
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