porgs 

Short for poor guy. A person without any cuth, usually under the influence of some sort of substance. The guy not to be at an social event or anytime in life. You say porgs when you see one.

The guy that takes his shirt off to do a keg stand(Fratch). Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.

porgs by GDuff May 13, 2006

porkslut 

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

porkslut by Absolom24 October 14, 2013

porginho

a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.

I could easily save porginho penalties.

porginho by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.

V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap by Wifi11 December 5, 2020

PornScape 

Described in the show "Big Mouth" by Maurice: "An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life."

If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon, he'll never be able to connect to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.

PornScape by BigMouthFan January 20, 2018

orgy porgy 

One of the greatest activities in Aldus Huxley's Brave New World. When people get together, sing, take drugs and have group sex, they call it an orgy porgy.
See also: gangbang

I have a shitload of soma, call all your guitar playing friends for an orgy porgy!

orgy porgy by kitsaronas October 17, 2008

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020