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Porch nigga 

A (usually Black or minority) sell-out who sits up front and pushes the agenda or gives a Black face (or representative of another disenfranchised group) to policies, actions or institutions inimical to his or her own people or people. A porch nigga or porch negro is you will, is a convenient front-man who holds much less authority than his or her name or title implies. The phrase has long been in common use among Blacks and Whites as well as has this specific meaning. This is not new slang or a racist term per se, though it is obviously impolite and politically incorrect to use in many settings. It is akin to an Uncle Tom, only the porch nigga has some relatively high nominal status and may just be an opportunist or someone who just doesn't care how his role as a front man might be harmful. Porch niggas think that they are special or deserve their high nominal status. Recently a black commentator told Juan Williams at Fox News, when he was fired for an anti Islamic comment from his other gig at NPR that he was going "back on the porch". This phrase was misunderstood by some not versed in American racial vernacular.
Person #1 "Obama is the porch nigga for the same old policies we've been seeing that screws over working folks and people of color throughout the world."
Person #2 "You know that's right!"
Porch nigga by Green Brathwaite October 30, 2013

porch nigga 

ever go into a black naborhood? all the niggas are on the porch! a porch nigga is the black person who breaks out the 50 year old lawn chair, and just sits on thier porch all day. hence the name, porch nigga
"oh look niggas on the porch!" "look at the porch niggas" "theres one...and another!...niggas on the porch...porch niggas!"
porch nigga by mynameisv April 2, 2007

Niggas On A Porch 

A Cup allignment in beer pong similar to calling House or Bozo. Call Niggas On a Porch and the opponent alligns the cups as if there are niggas sitting outside on a porch. Making a U Shape with 5 Cups. Not a very good tactic but, very funny to call.
Jimmy- Can i get uh Niggas On a Porch.

Jerome- Fuck you say nigga?
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