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Porch Builder 

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana
This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!
Porch Builder by spielhorst February 3, 2010

porch dick 

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
porch dick by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Junk on the back porch 

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".
That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

Porch dick 

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
Porch dick by Arrty March 8, 2015

Porch Pirate 

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.
"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"
Porch Pirate by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011
Word of the Day on March 21, 2023

porch shit 

When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!

Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.

Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
porch shit by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014