Definitions by Arrty

Porch dick 

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

Porch dick by Arrty March 8, 2015

Instavomit 

Verb: When you smell or see something so terrible you vomit immediately.

I was at Ricks yesterday when this big ugly guy walked in and he smelled so bad I almost instavomit.

Instavomit by Arrty August 23, 2011