Instavomit

Verb: When you smell or see something so terrible you vomit immediately.
I was at Ricks yesterday when this big ugly guy walked in and he smelled so bad I almost instavomit.
by Arrty August 17, 2011
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Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
by Arrty March 09, 2015
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