Porcello 

Also see "BBC". A man with whom women want to be with and men want to be. The man that greek gods are modeled after. Aesthetic to the max, and bro to the masses. Waving his genitals in a circular motion, almost like the helicopter he single handedly makes fly, he wows crowds in disbelief.

"damn, I wish I could be like "big dick joe" porcello, but unfortunately, Im not hung enough."

Porcello by ydtkmk March 28, 2015

Porcello'd 

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.

"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."

Porcello'd by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."

Sam Porcello died May 12, 2012, at the age of 76.

Sam Porcello by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.

Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.

Sam Porcello by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.

Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.

Sam Porcello by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

porcelli 

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.

I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.

porcelli by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013

Porciello 

An ignorant tool with incredibly low self esteem. This is the guy who, though he's 5 years removed from graduation, will still attend the high school girls basketball game and post about it on Facebook. This is the guy who everyone voted to be the most successful in high school yet who shows himself to be an epic fail, surprising nobody who isn't a tool. This is the guy who is always the first to post a "happy birthday" on each and every one of his Facebook's friends' walls (includes younger siblings, whom he has barely ever spoken to, of kids who used to tolerate his ass back in the day). Yet this is the guy who has amassed a following a tools like the Pied Piper did with children. In short, this is a person you never wanna be.

Herb: Look at those pre-teens playing home run derby next to the elementary school
Donnie: The ones with the backwards hats and the undersized college basketball jerseys?
Herb: Yeah them. On there way to being regular Porciellos

"The Porciello smells like donkey dung. Must have shit his shorts again."

Mitch: "Hey who's playing at the club tonight?"
Gary: "That gay group with Porciello on guitar I think"
Mitch: "Let's watch Porky's 2 instead."
Gary: "Agreed."

"Stop being such a faggot-ass Porciello"

Porciello by Johnny Woodly February 24, 2010