Poquer 

A person who likes to pay for other peoples items.

My brother is quite a poquer

Poquer by TriremeLover83 August 3, 2024

HIM posuer 

A person who decides they are punk/goth/emo, because they listen to HIM. They can only name about three songs. They only own their most recent CD. There other musical perference is proably rap.

"He drew heartagrams on his white bermudas. What a HIM posuer."

HIM posuer by Hope Leigh June 9, 2007

Porqueria 

Used to describe lack of quality.

Esto es una porqueria.

Usted es una porqueria.

Hablas porquerias.

Porqueria by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

porqueria 

Spanish for "crap." Literally, crap/filth within a pigsty.

"Esto es una porqueria." -- This is pig crap.

"No hables porqueria." -- Don't talk crap.

porqueria by thisistits September 11, 2009

posuer 

Someone who "jumps on the bandwagon" or, pretends to be something they aren't because it'll make them cool and/or popular. It's not labeled specifically to any one type of person. (i.e. not all posuers are trying to be goth or punk)

Avril Lavigne is a posuer, she acts punk because its the cool thing currently.

posuer by Emu August 4, 2003

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

bud posuer by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

Green Day posuer 

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

Green Day posuer by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006