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Poppalker 

A person that talks on the phone in public places in order to let everyone know that they are popular and liked too.
Ted went to his doctor's office and was being a poppalker for ten minutes while he talked to his friend, and ignored the receptionist.
Poppalker by Danielle Schmidt April 4, 2008
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In the 30th century, popplers were served for a while at the Fishy Joe restaurant chain after Captain Turanga Leela and her crew discovered tons of them lying in a hole on some unknown planet. Popplers taste delicious and look kind of like popcorn chicken. Warning: excessive consumption may prove hazardous to the continued existence of your species. (From the Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers")
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come come to Fishy Joe's/
What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no-one knows/
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em/
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!
popplers by Rabid_Caterpillar July 2, 2004
1. A very delicious snack with unknown content from a mysterious planet.
2. A popular menu item for Fishy Joe's.
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's!

Leela isn't eating enough popplers.
popplers by MultipleSifl October 5, 2003

Poppiler 

The act of giving a blow-job with pop rocks in the givers mouth.
My girl friend gave me a poppiler and it was the most strangest sensation I've ever felt.
Poppiler by Zanco Etera September 22, 2011

Tulip Poppler 

The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.
Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.
Tulip Poppler by the mad HessMan August 30, 2010
A futuristic snack sold by the masses. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em. (Totally not alien babies..)
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. I can't get enough. They're absolutely delicious.
poppler by proud2bgay January 11, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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