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pop a boner 

to develop a penile erection
Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.
pop a boner by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009

pop a boner 

The phenomenon that takes place when a sexually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the penis causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.
I always pop a boner every time I see your mom bend over

I popped a boner in Miss Goodbody's math class just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board
pop a boner by streetsouljah November 2, 2009

pop a boney 

Spawn an erection by sheer will through elite control of the bulbospongiosus muscle... often for a utilitarian rather than sexual purpose.
We got stuck in deep snow bank and didn't have a flare, so Abe had to pop a boney and tie a flag to it to signal for help.
pop a boney by MaryTodd1818 February 25, 2021

pop a boner 

To pop a boner means for a guy to get a hard-on.
If I haven't taken care of my morning wood, I always pop a boner in the cadet showers!
pop a boner by eda-skip December 22, 2021

pop a boner 

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.
Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!
pop a boner by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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