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Pootyhead 

a person (perferably a family memeber) who is acting as party pooper to the situation.

Synonyms: a hater, a party pooper, poop-duty, fun-hater
Antonym: Herniyah Butler (created the word)
example: keilah is a pootyhead
Cycy is acting like a pooty head today
Pootyhead by thecoolestniggagirl September 30, 2020
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footyheads

The plural of footyhead, also known as champion. Footyheads are a bunch of boys who believe that they are the top dogs of the school. Footyheads come in large packs with several following behind them trying to fit in. These large packs have very broad shoulders and a very very deep voices. Keep your distance as if you look at them twice they will think you want a fight. You will here them chanting; lets go, champion, i back it and several other sayings. All of them have nicknames and secret handshakes. They are the best at every sport and know every player. They may also like to cause riots and loud cheers to show off to other males. if you are sitting next to them you will find them copying you as the are unintelligent. Beware they may jump and hit each other on the chest.
Normal Male: "look at these boys i wish i was just like those guys are so cool."
Normal Male: *looks at them again*
Footyheads: *the pack turns*
Footyheads: "wat you say champion, you wanna fight zanebruh get him"
Footyheads in back of pack: "I back it chief, swing bruhh you wouldnt

Footyheads: "nahhh you wouldnt champion"
Normal Male: *turns around* * walks other way* "nevermind footyheads are to cool for me smh my head"
Footyheads: "Take a walk champion"
footyheads by Ruebs2_ February 23, 2018

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

poopyhead 

poopyhead, the worst thing you can call someone in the modern language. it is so bad that some people have to have a permit to use it.
person A: you dick sucking whore

person B: well at least I'm not a poopyhead

person A: (dies and has a stroke at the same time)
poopyhead by milfmaker69 September 15, 2019

Pothead Chihuly 

One who takes a glassblowing class for the sole purpose of learning how to construct their own personalized bong. The Chihuly part refers to world-renowned glassblowing artist Dale Chihuly. The pothead part is pretty self-explanatory.

Plural: Pothead Chihulies
Dude, Jordan and Jill are such Pothead Chihulies! Jordan is taking a glassblowing class and all she and Jill ever talk about now is how they are gonna personalize their bong! Jordan is probably the biggest Pothead Chihuly I know.

silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.
someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead
silent pothead by James maginbush October 8, 2005

Potheady 

When somebody gives off a pothead vibe for a long period of time
Man that dude is always high and looks a mess, he is so potheady
Potheady by aMezing June 24, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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