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poor ass 

a person who is so POOR they have to take the bus or have a friend or relative drive them around because they lack the skills to get a license or the money to buy a car. All you can do is call em a poor ass and feel sorry for em.
look at sonny, what a poor ass loser, he can't even afford a vehicle.
poor ass by orlandoj September 1, 2007
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poor ass 

A person, who in life can not even afford to pay for a ride on the city bus.
Damn I need a job, I am such a poor ass.
poor ass by Andrew Lewis March 15, 2004

Poor Ass 

Somone who says no about somthing, or one of ur friends, or somone gay.
A person in general.
Hey POOR ASS!
Hey Poor what are you doin later?
"Can you lend me a ride?" "nope can't" "poor ass"
"Poor what's ur plan for the weekend?"
Poor Ass by Strands57 December 25, 2006

Poor-ass Nigga 

When you don't have any money to pay off a MC Donald's meal or something.
"Hey Let's go to Taco bell, you pay, 'cause i'm a poor-ass nigga."
Poor-ass Nigga by mATO32dx January 18, 2018

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.
To harass with poop
yo me and floppy bob are goin out to poorass some hipsters
Poorass by Bobity August 29, 2012
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