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Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.
"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"
by seusswizard January 15, 2014
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Poor pussy

A person who immature and doesn't know how to properly associate with other humans. Someone with a hurting personality.
"Did James really stop replying to your texts but continue to send you snap chats and watch your story?"
"Yeah, he's kind of poor pussy."
by recycled_air__ October 4, 2017
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Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
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PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.
Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy
by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011
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Poopussy

An anus that has been sodomized so often that it looks like a pussy. Can be found on any craigslist post where a homosexual is showing his nude guteal muscles.

Poo- from Latin puppa
Pussy- from Low German Puus-katte, Puus-man.
Girl 1:Tempest anus has been fucked so many times you can't tell it from her vigana.

Girl 2: Oh my God I know. I was at the gym the other day and when she bent over to get the soup somebody yelled, "Poopussy alert!" I wanted to laugh so fucking bad.
by Aaron1 Feririi January 26, 2011
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Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!
"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"
by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019
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