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poop bone 

the bone growing from your tailbone
guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone
poop bone by Nayts April 3, 2019

Poop Boner 

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.
Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!
Poop Boner by Synthroid December 11, 2010

poop boner 

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
poop boner by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006

boneless poop 

Dude I just boneless pooped so I’m sorry if the car smells.
boneless poop by fatassputa November 26, 2018

boner poops 

poops that are as hard as boners
Max had boner poops today.
boner poops by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026