Poopxotic 

The fruitless, Don Quixote-like attempt to take a dump when you are completely constipated

I knew the hour I spent on the bowl was poopxotic, but as I hadn't gone in 3 days, I had to try.

Poopxotic by JY 1991 October 25, 2020

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopticulate 

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.

Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.

Poopticulate by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009

Poopstick 

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

Poopstick by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

poopsticles by nivri December 10, 2008

poopstick 

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

poopstick by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

poopstick blumpkin by jjakaka March 18, 2014