poopycouch

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties

Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011

poopcough

A loud or obnoxious cough which occurs in the middle of taking a burly dump.

I fractured a tooth last night when I had a particularly violent poopcough.

by glcrisman August 20, 2013

poopcooch

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

poopycooch

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

poopycock

synonym for bullshit

I dont need all that poopycock!

by Skwaleed T-Bone October 4, 2003

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005