poopycouch 

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties

Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

poopycouch by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011

poopcough

A loud or obnoxious cough which occurs in the middle of taking a burly dump.

I fractured a tooth last night when I had a particularly violent poopcough.

poopcough by glcrisman August 20, 2013

poopcooch 

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

poopcooch by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

poopycooch 

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

poopscotch by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

poopycock

synonym for bullshit

I dont need all that poopycock!

poopycock by Skwaleed T-Bone October 4, 2003

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

Poopscotch by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005