Poopension 

The sudden wave of fear or tension that arises when one yearns to poop, but someone walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door.

The poopension overwhelmed her as someone knocked on her bathroom stall.

Poopension by beanchoy October 10, 2016

poopanion 

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

poopanion by Poopinator October 6, 2013

Poopinion 

When someone doesn't agree with another person's opinion

strongly.

Amanda: Paramore are the worst band ever
Paramorechat: awww hell naw that was a Poopinion

Poopinion by rawrimacowhearmemoo April 20, 2010

Poopenstinkle 

A smelly poo stick!

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.

Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010

poopening 

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

poopening by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

poopersonic 

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.

Another bloody poopersonic, alas!

poopersonic by Rob9811 October 31, 2010