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Definitions by Rob9811

meat tweet 

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.
My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.
meat tweet by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

poopersonic 

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.
Another bloody poopersonic, alas!
poopersonic by Rob9811 October 31, 2010