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Poop on a stick 

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.
Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

poop on a stick 

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!
I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

poop on a stick 

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"
Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!
poop on a stick by 123454323 September 2, 2008

poop on a stick 

i was walking down the street and i found poop on a stick
you can't just find poop and put it on any ol' stick it comes prepared
poop on a stick by maria June 18, 2006

poop on a stick 

v. to defecate or shit on someone's penis.
n. 1. shit on a penis
2. shit on a stick
"Dude, that bitch fuckin' pooped on my stick when I pulled out."

"Martha left some poop on the stick last night."

"Jimmy and I found some poop on a stick in the forest."
poop on a stick by drdra October 30, 2006

Poop on a Stick 

A stick that is used to move dog poop and ends up getting a lot of poop on it.
"Yo why is there shit on the ground?"

"Don't worry I will move it with a stick."

"No way man, Poop on a Stick!"
Poop on a Stick by Dequirius Bennw5 December 10, 2018
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