Poop off 

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

Poop off by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

Poop-off 

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.

“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’

Poop-off by untitledlife September 29, 2005

Poop-off 

When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.

I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I lost in the poop-off with the other girl in there

Poop-off by ffisher22 May 20, 2011

Poop-Off 

This is a chemical I can buy for my African Parrot to clean his cage. It is called Poop-Off and dissolves bird droppings.

Hey Chipper, guess what? I am going to clean your house with some Poop-Off!

Poop-Off by bludragen March 30, 2008

Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

Poop Stand-off by Awesomom February 18, 2009

poop or get off the pot 

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.

Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.

poop or get off the pot by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014

poop or get off the fence 

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

poop or get off the fence by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014