Poop Swoop 

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

Poop Swoop by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Urinal Poop Swoop by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

Poop and Swoop by Carbomb September 28, 2011

swoop and poop 

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Attom July 7, 2010

swoop and poop 

went you move into a realtionship and shit all over the situation

It looked like Ron was serious about her untill he pulled the swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Eldo August 30, 2005

Swoop and poop 

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

Swoop and poop by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019

poop scoop 

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

poop scoop by Fukaface! November 13, 2011