9 definitions by Carbomb
A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.
Girl: So you're single?
Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.
Girl: Haha. What does that mean?
Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.
Girl: Haha. What does that mean?
Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
by Carbomb December 12, 2013
When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.
50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:
"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
by Carbomb January 17, 2011
Stands for: Jacking my penis off
Said: "Jim-po"
Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers
Synonym: Fap fap
Said: "Jim-po"
Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers
Synonym: Fap fap
by Carbomb May 3, 2013
When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
by Carbomb September 28, 2011
A euphemism generally reserved for inhabitants of the Eastern portion of San Diego County. These people typically brandish tattoos, iron crosses, poor dental care, and can be seen driving trucks lifted 6" higher in the front than in the rear (a.k.a. "bro lift") laden with SRH, Metal Mulisha and Kottonmouth Kings stickers. The entire back seats of these vehicles are taken up by subwoofers booming shitty white boy rap music. People of this character are usually inbred and can be described as being white trash, classless and exhibiting an extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1: Man, did you see that asshole just cut me off in that lifted piece of shit F150?
Person 2: So east county.
Person 2: So east county.
by Carbomb January 8, 2011
A description given to one who embarks, or plans to embark on a dangerous adventure. This adventure may mean losing their job, friends, or even their life.
Telling friends or family about it will usually elicit accusations of being crazy or suicidal. But they do it anyway, despite these pessimistic notions. After all, the reward is worth all the risk.
Telling friends or family about it will usually elicit accusations of being crazy or suicidal. But they do it anyway, despite these pessimistic notions. After all, the reward is worth all the risk.
Did you hear about Sean? He says he's going to ride a motorcycle to the tip of South America!
Why the hell is he doing that? That guy is adventurcidal.
Why the hell is he doing that? That guy is adventurcidal.
by Carbomb April 7, 2011
A social experiment conducted during the turbulent Civil Rights era of the 1960s where the government transplanted the entire white population of a small rural Alabama town, rich and poor, to see how they would get along with zero minorities in the mix. The result gradually became a town full of people on antidepressants whose kids take every form of drug known to man to pass the time, and run by Nazi sheriffs who stamp out every instance of fun and excitement with an iron fist. The "city" of Poway is really a modern day Pleasantville, except everyone realizes they are black and white, and as a result, are clinically depressed.
Dude, you wanna go snort some lines, smoke a few bowls and pop a couple bottles of pills with the Poway kids?
For sure! Let's go bowling after.
For sure! Let's go bowling after.
by Carbomb January 9, 2011