Definitions by Carbomb
Socially Agile
A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.
Girl: So you're single?
Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.
Girl: Haha. What does that mean?
Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.
Girl: Haha. What does that mean?
Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
Socially Agile by Carbomb December 12, 2013
JMPO
Stands for: Jacking my penis off
Said: "Jim-po"
Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers
Synonym: Fap fap
Said: "Jim-po"
Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers
Synonym: Fap fap
Poop and Swoop
When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Poop and Swoop by Carbomb September 28, 2011
Facebook Layoffs
Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.
Facebook Layoffs by Carbomb May 17, 2011
Adventurcidal
A description given to one who embarks, or plans to embark on a dangerous adventure. This adventure may mean losing their job, friends, or even their life.
Telling friends or family about it will usually elicit accusations of being crazy or suicidal. But they do it anyway, despite these pessimistic notions. After all, the reward is worth all the risk.
Telling friends or family about it will usually elicit accusations of being crazy or suicidal. But they do it anyway, despite these pessimistic notions. After all, the reward is worth all the risk.
Did you hear about Sean? He says he's going to ride a motorcycle to the tip of South America!
Why the hell is he doing that? That guy is adventurcidal.
Why the hell is he doing that? That guy is adventurcidal.
Adventurcidal by Carbomb April 25, 2011
Inside Tweeting
When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.
50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:
"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
Inside Tweeting by Carbomb January 18, 2011
Poway
A social experiment conducted during the turbulent Civil Rights era of the 1960s where the government transplanted the entire white population of a small rural Alabama town, rich and poor, to see how they would get along with zero minorities in the mix. The result gradually became a town full of people on antidepressants whose kids take every form of drug known to man to pass the time, and run by Nazi sheriffs who stamp out every instance of fun and excitement with an iron fist. The "city" of Poway is really a modern day Pleasantville, except everyone realizes they are black and white, and as a result, are clinically depressed.
Dude, you wanna go snort some lines, smoke a few bowls and pop a couple bottles of pills with the Poway kids?
For sure! Let's go bowling after.
For sure! Let's go bowling after.