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snap crackle poop 

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
snap crackle poop by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012

Snap, Crackle, Poop 

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
Snap, Crackle, Poop by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008

poop snaps 

Girl 1: did you do the homework?
Girl 2: Poop snaps i forgot
poop snaps by blahblahblahpoop October 15, 2009

snapchat poop 

When Felicia takes a Snapchat of herself shitting on the toilet
Guy 1: lol
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Felicia just Snapchat pooped me
snapchat poop by ThegreatBill April 28, 2017

Poopsnap 

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.
Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."
Poopsnap by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019