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Poop Snap

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.
"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"
by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008
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snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012
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Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008
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poop snaps

Girl 1: did you do the homework?
Girl 2: Poop snaps i forgot
by blahblahblahpoop October 15, 2009
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snapchat poop

When Felicia takes a Snapchat of herself shitting on the toilet
Guy 1: lol
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Felicia just Snapchat pooped me
by ThegreatBill April 28, 2017
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Poopsnap

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.
Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."
by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014
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