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poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.
Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

poopshark 

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet
Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

Poopshake 

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.
"Everybody do the poopshake!"
Poopshake by theloneas August 29, 2006

poopshark 

1. One who voraciously consumes massive quantities of raw fecal matter. Such behaviour is said to be "shark-like".

2. Tronny.
Not only is Tronny an arsebadger, he's a total poopshark as well.
poopshark by Shiggedy August 22, 2004

poopshart 

this is when you have a really bad fart, and it is all juicy and watery, and you can feel the moisture slowly dripping down your crack. usually happens during the middle of class, and stinks really bad. see alsopoopfart, swampass,anddrippy butthole
Oh, man, did you hear marcus let that poopshart last period? that was raunchy!
poopshart by retarded z May 3, 2005

poopshartfart

Big poop ahhaha shartyfarty poop boy
Ayo did you just poopshartfart yourself Darron?!?
poopshartfart by AAAAAAAAA December 7, 2021