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wacking by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
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wacking material
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.
Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
wacking material by Janis August 10, 2005
wacking shaft
A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.
Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night
wacking shaft by Balllllsack July 9, 2010
Wacking it out
Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.
In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate
Wacking it out by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
Wacking Off In My Tool Shed
from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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