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Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.
Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.

Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.
Pontuna by Nolybab September 24, 2012
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Poontunes 

Music that you put on when your fucking
I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011
poontang that you score in the state of Montana
Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?
fungoola poontana
fucking slut in italian
poontana by Anonymous April 30, 2003
same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.
"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"
poon tuna by Kyle January 19, 2005
music that only girls are interested in
also if a guy likes this music he gets severely made fun of
relient k, mtion city soundtrack,poontune
poontune by JAMIECASE October 17, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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