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poontuna 

A girl with a bad case of the stinky poon. Nothing is worse than smelling the ocean during an intimate moment.
The girl I hooked up with last night in my frat house had a bad case of poontuna.

She was hot but the poontuna was unbearable.

Smell my fingers! Smells like the ocean right? POONTUNA!
poontuna by Poontuna16 October 14, 2008
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Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.
Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.

Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.
Pontuna by Nolybab September 24, 2012
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Poontunes 

Music that you put on when your fucking
I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011
poontang that you score in the state of Montana
Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?
fungoola poontana
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poontana by Anonymous April 30, 2003
same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.
"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"
poon tuna by Kyle January 19, 2005
music that only girls are interested in
also if a guy likes this music he gets severely made fun of
relient k, mtion city soundtrack,poontune
poontune by JAMIECASE October 17, 2008
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