SpoonSpoon

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To act in accordance with SpoonSpoon Law stating that as a girl, you must lie to the men that you sleep with to get what you want, use them for whatever they got, then endlessly talk smack about them to all your friends as if you aren't the lying cheating whore you really are.

Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!

SpoonSpoon by Abused September 19, 2007

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Spoonacoon

When a white girl ( wog socket) spoons with a Black man. Or a white man spoons up with a black girl...

Billy was curled up with his wog socket the other day like, she was well white in it, could hardly see her under his afro, spooned round him, the spoonacoon!

Spoonacoon by 2229Starfish January 21, 2019

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SpoonSpoon • spoonspoof • spoon poon • Spoon Pooned • Spoony Spoonicus • Spoonacoon • Spoonspinner • Poons Poon • spoon goon • Spooky spoon

spoongoon

Spoongoon is where someone shoots up meth and becomes a super twistaflexing methmonster.

Say did you see that spoongoon back there he's all fucked up

spoongoon by Dookieshoot demon February 8, 2019

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Poonspoon

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.

Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!

Poonspoon by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009

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spoonspoof

a freaking cool video group that has a website, and is on youtube, mabey. SPOONSPOOF

a cat and cat getting mad at a many hat man, and having a rap off. Spoonspoof

spoonspoof by Samizzle Qman Natedog February 24, 2008

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Spoonspinner

A drunk Irish idiot with a knack for being involved in comical situations.

Person 1: I was so pissed last night, I found out I took a poo i the fridge

Person 2: You're such a spoonspinner

Spoonspinner by 101011010010 May 6, 2011

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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