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Poondocta

1.
Noun.
a Term used in Nu-metal music, very often, by a vocalist. Consists of a series of clicks, beeps, and noises.

2.
Verb.
Intercourse, between two people. specifically with people wearing Bondage Pants, Leashes, Ice Spiker Gel, Combat Boots, Face Paint, Tribal Tatoos, Spiked Bracelets, Any T-Shirt From Hot Topic, Having Dreadlocks, Wallet Chains, Trenchcoats, & People with Body Odor and an immense amount of hair.
1. listen to "freak on a leash" by the band KoRn

2. Branden, you're totally going to Poondocta Annie tonight.
by Taylor Raymond December 9, 2008
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poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
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poondock

One who is Godly and very sexy
I wish I could be more of a poondock like Kathryn
by Lik an Sook August 21, 2006
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Pondactacitus

when you chuck your nugget spastic of a son in your local pond while yelling 'in the name of the lord'
i gave jeffrey Pondactacitus this weekend because he hit me in the nuts with a jolly rancher
by Gandriana The Flapper September 17, 2016
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Poondocking

When you sign up on a dating site for the soul purpose of finding a woman with land so you have a place to park your RV.
Joe’s been Poondocking on Sarah’s land since rent went up at “Happy Trails RV Park”.
by Spilltheteaintherv July 9, 2023
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poondogal

is a place or event where the is a large number of super hot chicks with hot tits and ass and they are willing to show it off.
I went to SPIKES in Warsaw (northern Indiana) for a drink, And there I found a co-ed volleyball league. many thong uniforms. It was "POONDOGAL" central
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