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poondock 

One who is Godly and very sexy
I wish I could be more of a poondock like Kathryn
poondock by Lik an Sook August 21, 2006
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Poonjockey 

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

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Poonjockey by moneyindabank December 16, 2009

Poondick 

The after-smell of one's cock after being withdrawn from a particularly rank vagina.
After removing the shaft from her smelly underparts, I came to the grim realization that I had a severe case of poondick.
Poondick by LM171 November 24, 2013

poonrocket 

One who flirts with many guys, often while already having a significant other
Hey you! Stop being such a poonrocket!
poonrocket by Hamburgaler December 23, 2014

Poonsock 

A pussy that has been used excessively thus being referred to as a sock due to the large opening in which a foot can fit into it.
Damn Frankiln did you see Ferdinand's girlfriend she looks like a poonsock.
Poonsock by Tictockman July 25, 2016

poondicker 

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.
J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

Poondocta 

1.
Noun.
a Term used in Nu-metal music, very often, by a vocalist. Consists of a series of clicks, beeps, and noises.

2.
Verb.
Intercourse, between two people. specifically with people wearing Bondage Pants, Leashes, Ice Spiker Gel, Combat Boots, Face Paint, Tribal Tatoos, Spiked Bracelets, Any T-Shirt From Hot Topic, Having Dreadlocks, Wallet Chains, Trenchcoats, & People with Body Odor and an immense amount of hair.
1. listen to "freak on a leash" by the band KoRn

2. Branden, you're totally going to Poondocta Annie tonight.
Poondocta by Taylor Raymond December 9, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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